Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas


How does Santa take his photos?    Answer:  His North POLE-aroid

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?   Answer:   A Christmas Quacker

What did the guest sing at the eskimos' Christmas party?   Answer:  Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Who delivers cats' Christmas presents?  Answer:  Santa Paws

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?  Answer:  No-L

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